Dear droogies, it gives us great radosty to announce a new addition to the site, one which, o my brothers & sisters, we hope you will be very interesovatted in. We made have made up our rassoodocks to help those of you that do not pony Nadsat slovos, like, so horrorshow, and give you a new way of learning them. This is the slovo (or word) of the day. This means you will not have to itty to the old skolliwol or the biblio to learn this like yahzick.
We have also taken some of the most horrorshow bits of the raskazz – mostly where our droog Alex is govoreeting (or when he is dratsing, maybe with that globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil, Billyboy).
Hope you enjoy, and all that cal.